Disclaimer

The Standard Disclaimer

These are my thoughts. Not yours, and definitely not my employer’s, my clients’, my wife’s, my children’s, my dog’s, or any organization that has ever cut me a check. Some of them might in fact be my dog’s, but that’s covered by an NDA.

I am a person with opinions and a keyboard, which the internet has, regrettably, taught us is not always the same thing as a person with expertise.

Nothing on this blog is legal advice, financial advice, medical advice, parenting advice, marital advice, or career advice. If you’re about to make a major life decision based on a blog post — mine or anyone else’s — please at least also call your mother first. She probably has other thoughts.

I reserve the right to change my mind inconsistently.